The Cure

The Cure

Pumpkin Spice is IRL AI Slop

Autumn deserves better. And so do we.

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Cam Higgins
Oct 24, 2025
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Cloud - Pumpkin Spice Sept. 1st
via girlsthinkimfunny

At this point, dear reader, you could probably guess The Cure’s relationship with autumn.

You’d fairly expect some kind of stupidly heady take that goes something like: fall is one long blast of glory where the life-fire that burned green through spring and summer manifests itself anew through the blazing foliage, backyard firepits, …

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