THE CURE SURE AIN'T THIS HEAT
"There are two temperatures in the Carolina summertime: hot and damn hot."
- Country Wisdom
All over the Northern Hemisphere, it is damn hot.
It’s hotter than Satan’s taint. Hotter than two rats making rat love in a wool sock. Hotter than a reptile tank with the temperature control set to “COOK THOSE LIZARDS.”
It’s so hot our brains are griddling inside …
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