The CURE to the Slap Heard Around The Academy Awards

Your humble junior Curemeister (Solomon Enders) had the opportunity to attend the Oscars last night, the overly indulgent celebration of the rich and famous, in the same town where the housing gap is wider than the Grand Canyon. But I digress. 

Before you ask: No, I wasn’t in the theater when The Slap occurred. I did, however, witness others calming Will…