THE CURE TO UFOs ARE REAL
Plot twist: UFOs are real.
Esteemed national-defense institutions such as the Pentagon and the New York Times confirmed this week that UFOs or, “unidentified aerial phenomena” are indeed things that exist.
Now, this news does nothing to reassure us that reality isn’t a giant simulation, that 2020 isn’t a glitch in the space-time fabric, nor that we kn…
